The Story of a Depressed Stick Figure

Well internet, I'm going to start a sad series about a stick figure who we can all relate to at some point. Bob. Bob is a sad, sad man who works at a job he hates and lives day to day wondering if there is more to life. I'm hoping that the pictures move you deeply and spark a new found desire to live and breathe the sweet, sweet breath of life.

Enough sentimentality. Let's get to the poorly created MS Paint pictures!

 

Bob is a young man who is ambitious and is working his way through college. He likes long walks on the beach and drinking piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. He is just like you.

Bob works with his friends at the office.

 

This is Bob's facial expression on a daily basis. (Zoomed in for extra effect.)

This is a picture of Bob's cubicle. He does his daily chores and snores here. (For having a sucky ass hand twitching problem, that's a damn nice cubicle.)

When Bob isn't doing his job (which is about 90% of the time) he's either looking up the latest and hottest fanfiction, playing solitare, hopping around DeviantART, downloading teh pr0n, or plays his Night Elf female Deathknight called Gotherina in World of Warcraft with his fellow cubicle buddies.

To be continued...